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Rolling down the street in the back of a cab
I'm wakin' up early getting ready for a match
The queen’s just chillin' in the palm of my hand
We’re just chillin'
We’re just chillin'
Getting out the cab hold my dark black mask
Rollin' to the court with my queen in hand
Walkin' to the door no one in sight
STOP
What the hell is this?
Why’s the court closed?
Oh fuck is it Christmas again?
The court is closed on Christmas
And this really really sucks
All these stupid fucks
Don’t give a fuck
This really really sucks
The court is closed on Christmas
Fuck this shit
Every god damn year
Fucking yule time cheer
Why does anybody care?
I don’t care about religion
Or about the lies you believe
Because every fucking year
No one is here to play squash with me
I feel lonely at the top, so I pray to the Squash Goggs
The court is closed on Christmas
And this really really sucks
All these stupid fucks
Don’t give a fuck
This really really sucks
The court is closed on Christmas
Fuck this shit
Every god damn year
Fucking yule time cheer
Why does any body care?
I don’t care about your shithead kids
I don’t care about em
I don’t give a fuck
You ditch me every year
My home’s empty
Get fucked
I don’t care about religion
Or about the lies you believe
Because every fucking year
No one is here to play squash with me
Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Fuck you
Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Fuck you
The court is closed on Christmas
This fucking sucks
All these stupid fucks
Don’t give a fuck
This really really sucks
The court is closed on Christmas
Fuck this shit
Every god damn year
Fucking yule time cheer
Why does anybody care?
Thumpety thump thump thumpety thump thump
The squash man wants to go
All these stupid motherfuckers are staying at home
I’m a squash man all alone
Thumpety thump thump thumpety thump thump
I want to play on….
Stupid mother fuckers
Fucking fuck
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2. |
In My Court
02:48
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You tell me it's just a game
You just need an excuse
You tell me it's apart of your life
You just think you look cool
You tell me you are different
You're just a pusshead
You tell me you're about to win
You just need to fall
So get the fuck out
You're in my court, you're in my court
You'll perish at the hand of me
In my court
Your game will end at the hand of me
In my court
You tell me the game won't matter
You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better
You're absolutely right
You tell me you wish you were me
You just wish you did
You tell me that I'm making a difference
It's cause I'm fucking trying
What ladders have you climbed?
You're in my court, you're in my court
You'll perish at the hand of me
In my court
Your game will end at the hand of me
In my court
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3. |
I Wanna Be a Squash Man
02:36
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Twenty twenty twenty four hours to go
I wanna be a squash man
Nothing to do no court to call home
I wanna be a squash man
Just get me to the airport
Put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry, before I lose my game
I can’t control my future, I can’t hold my queen
Oh no oh oh oh oh
Twenty twenty twenty four hours to go
I wanna be a squash man
Nothing to do no court to call home
I wanna be a squash man
Just get me to the cab
Get me to the plane
Hurry hurry hurry, before I lose my game
I can’t control the pussheads, I gotta spread my name
Oh no oh oh oh oh
Squash squash squash squash squash squash squash squash
Twenty twenty twenty four hours to go
I wanna be a squash man
Nothing to do no court to call home
I wanna be a squash man
Just put me in a cab
Get me to the court
Hurry hurry hurry, I can’t lose my game
I can’t control the traffic, the ladders got my brain
Oh no oh oh oh oh
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The Man In The Mask
02:44
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Well you wonder why I always wear a mask
Why you never see my face in front or back
And why does my appearance seem to have a frightening tone
Well there’s a reason for this thing that I have on
I wear the mask for the pussheads I’ve beaten down
Living on the hopeless side of the ladder
I wear it for the prisoners who will long pay for their crimes
When they try to break me time after time
I wear the mask for those who’ve never read
Or listened to the words grandfather said
About the road to dominance through squash all the time
But you know they’re at the end of the line
Well I’m doing mighty fine I do suppose
My scream is on and I’m wearing fancy clothes
But just so we’re reminded of the ones who’ve fallen back
At the top there ought to be a man in a mask
I wear it for the sick and lonely old
For the jealous ones whose matches came to the end
I wear the mask in darkness for the lives that could have been
Each week I beat a hundred dumb pussheads
And I wear it for the thousands whose dreams died
Believing that the ladder was on their side
I wear it for another hundred thousand who will try
Believing that the game was on their side
Well there are games that suck, this I know
And things keep changing everywhere I go
But til we start to make a move to make a few things right
You’ll never see my ass in a suit or tie
I’d love to ditch the mask someday
And tell the world the ladder will be OK
But these pussheads aim a target on my back
Until my fight is over, I’m the man in the mask
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5. |
I'm Not The One
02:14
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I’m not the one
Haven’t been there for you all along
Not the one
The squash man you’ve been cryin’ on
Nice guys finish last
No one knows as good as me
We’re not good friends
Don’t come to me for sympathy
I tell you that you’re not my type
Stop calling me late at night
Every time you pick a fight
After all I’ve said and all I’ve done
I’m not the one
Haven’t been here for you all along
Not the one
The squash man you’ve been cryin’ on
I’m a total dick
That’s the truth and you know I’m right
For everything I say
I’ll never ever do you right
You love the squash man who treats you wrong
You think you’ll change me
But you’re wrong
You choose to fight, I say so long
After all I’ve said and all I’ve done
I’m not the one
Haven’t been here for you all along
Not the one
The squash man you’ve been cryin’ on
I’m the one
Who doesn’t want you for anything
I don’t feel the same for you
I made it clear to you
Start listening to what I’m saying
You’re not the one I’m playing
After all I’ve said and all I’ve done
I’m not the one
Haven’t been here for you all along
Not the one
The squash man you’ve been cryin’ on
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6. |
Squashie
02:09
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Listen up you pussheads
Here’s what’s up
We’re gonna integrate two very important things
and those are intelligence and squash
In squash
You must win the match
Which one cannot do if between me and the ladder it’s a fact
Most squashies are quick
React the drop of the hat
But you cannot defeat me
Because your shit’s so whack
What do you do when you’re not 1500 pounds? You play squash
Try the backhand, try the serve, there’s no getting through
I told you ten times you cannot beat me, dude
I won’t get tired, cuz I’ll just lie on my side
And you still try to beat me but my game is too fine
You’ll record the match and you’ll watch on the tele
Blown away by my game and your legs are just jelly
Me and my queen, we’ll be the new sensation
The PSA won’t let me play and that’s discrimination!
What do you do when you’re not 1500 pounds? You play squash (you can’t beat me in England)
Hey man do you know what’s up?
The game could’ve used me in the Grandfather Cup
And I don’t care if my mask ruins the sport of the game
Cuz I’m winning, yeah I’m winning
What do you do when you’re not 1500 pounds? You play squash
And we dance
Like a wave in the ocean
Pounds
And we live and we love
You play squash
Squash
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