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lyrics

Listen up you pussheads
Here’s what’s up
We’re gonna integrate two very important things
and those are intelligence and squash

In squash
You must win the match
Which one cannot do if between me and the ladder it’s a fact

Most squashies are quick
React the drop of the hat
But you cannot defeat me
Because your shit’s so whack

What do you do when you’re not 1500 pounds? You play squash

Try the backhand, try the serve, there’s no getting through
I told you ten times you cannot beat me, dude
I won’t get tired, cuz I’ll just lie on my side
And you still try to beat me but my game is too fine

You’ll record the match and you’ll watch on the tele
Blown away by my game and your legs are just jelly
Me and my queen, we’ll be the new sensation
The PSA won’t let me play and that’s discrimination!

What do you do when you’re not 1500 pounds? You play squash (you can’t beat me in England)

Hey man do you know what’s up?
The game could’ve used me in the Grandfather Cup
And I don’t care if my mask ruins the sport of the game
Cuz I’m winning, yeah I’m winning

What do you do when you’re not 1500 pounds? You play squash

And we dance
Like a wave in the ocean
Pounds
And we live and we love

You play squash
Squash

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from The Court's Closed on Christmas, released October 15, 2018

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